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Originally posted by dtb
I hate this trend more than I can possibly express. "This is my daughter Morgan [or worse, Brittany, or Skylar (WTF?!?) or Hunter] Finklestein." Uh, what? The first name has to go with the last name!! The retarded wife of my brother-in-law has come up with a doozy of a name for her soon-to-be-born child that transgresses, in the most egregious fashion, this unwritten law of nature. (However, seeing as it's her, I can't say I'm surprised...)
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Brittany is also a bimbo name. As a general rule of thumb, if you're going to name your daughter that or anything ending in "i", you might as well put a downpayment on her implants, bleach job, and cheap nylon lingerie wardrobe now, because she's got no hope for any job that doesn't involve disrobing in front of Howard Stern.
