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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Rangers...going nowhere, yet again
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Oh, come on -- the Rangers will always have a shot with Mike Richter in goa...[whispering in my ear] he retired? Shoot, that's right. Uh, nevermind. Anyway, Dunham will be fine and their number 2 goalie, that kid Blackburn, should fil ... [more whispering] he's hurt? Well. Huh.
At least they have offense, with offensive-minded defenseman Brian Leetch leading the rus....[additional whispers] what the fuck? He's hurt, too? Jesus. Well, Pavel Bure [still more whispers] what? He has no knees? How can a guy have no knees? Oh, right. It's hockey.
So, basically, the Blueshirts are relying upon Eric "Eggshell Skulled Plaintiff" Lindros, Bobby "Freakishly Scary Head" Holik, and Mark "I Played Against Maurice Richard" Messier.
No worries, slave. They'll be dancing with the Cup at Scores again next Spring.
