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Originally Posted by ironweed
No. But coupled with your pooh-poohing of watermelon -- an unassuming fruit that does its very best for us and asks nothing in return -- this post causes me concern. Concern that you're turning away from simple joys and going to a place where neither watermelon, nor snowshoeing (-ing?), nor music with horns, nor oral sex can bring "fulfillment." I know you think Sebby is cool, but he lives a tortured life. Trapped by bars of "fulfillment" he has set too high, he will never know peace and is destined to wander this earth a shrieking wraith, unable to feel joy and bitterly jealous of those still human enough to savor the imperfect. Turn back, I beg you. Before it is too late.
Plus, it is happy hour at Applebee's off Route 46 tonight!
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Your concern for my spiritual and melon-eating well-being has touched me like few other things in this mortal coil ever have.
You have lit for me the path. It is clear to me now: all roads lead to Applebee's.
