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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
My household now has separate hummus w/labels since I've been accused of "always eating all of the hummus before I get any and you know how much I love hummus!"
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the wife rations hummous? is there a shortage there?
here's what you do, say "Dear, i understand your desire to make sure we get exactly equal amounts of ground chichiti, it is a very important component in any marriage. now i want to extend the concept to the bedroom. from now on every time I get 1 orgasm you get 1 orgasm." That will be a reduction for her (if not you really are w/o any cards here) and you can trade that for all the hummous you can eat. gloss over any afterglow reconsideration by telling her the tahini soothes the jaw muscles iykwimaittyd.
