Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Sung to Pat Benatar's Hit me with your best shot...
Fringy's a real tough cookie with the long history
Of breaking little hearts, like the one in me
Greedy's O.K., lets see how you do it
Put up your dukes, lets get down to it!
Hit Me With Your Limp Cock!
Why Don't You Hit Me With Your Limp Cock!
Hit Me With Your Limp Cock!
Fire Away!
Come on Pliffy come on, you don't fight fair
But that's O.K., see if I care!
Knock me down, it's all in vain
I'll get right back on my feet again!
Hit Me With Your Limp Cock!
Why Don't You Hit Me With Your Limp Cock!
Hit Me With Your Limp Cock!
Fire Away!
NCS's a real tough cookie with the long history
Of breaking little hearts, like the one in me
Before I put another notch in my lipstick case
Penske better make sure I sit on your face
Hit Me With Your Limp Cock!
Come On, Hit Me With Your Limp Cock!
Hit Me With Your Limp Cock!
Fire Away!
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I found this so inspiring, I was able to write 2 songs.
1. (Sung to the tune of "Happy Birthday")
Happy Birthday to you
That was the stupidest fucking song parody I've ever heard in my life.
2. (Sung to Pat Benatar's "Heartbreaker")
Your song is like a dentist’s drill, sinking deep in my teeth
No nitrous or novocaine, and certainly no pith
You're the right kind of whiner, to release such infantilacy
A real Jessica stinker, and you know that you were born to be
You're a boardbreaker
Humor hater, a mistake
Don't you NFH with me!
You're a boardbreaker
Fischbacher, big faker
Don't you NFH - no no no!
Your song is like a giant turd, spinning down in the bowl
A self parody, so absurd, suffocating my soul
I’m glad you’re a West Coaster, so we won’t accidentally meet in a bar
You’re a miserable poster, and you like had a gay avatar (nttawwt)
You're a boardbreaker
Crap maker, faith shaker
Don't you me NFH with me!
You're a boardbreaker
Wiseacre, headacher
Don't you NFH - no no no!
You're a boardbreaker
Humor hater, a mistake
Don't you NFH with me!
You're a boardbreaker
Wiseacre, headacher
Boardbreaker!
