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Gigli it isn't
With tounge surgically-implanted in cheek, here is my contributions to the 'don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out' PLF retirement party:
To the tune of, what else, Ironic by the horribly misunderstood Alanis Morrisette:
Bilmore’s at least ninety-eight
Even if he won the lottery, he’d still hang around this place
Paigow’s too fly to drink Chardonnay
She sucks down Pisco Sours at a furious pace
Isn’t this moronic, dontcha think?
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It’s plaaaaaain, as the nose on your face
It’s played out, but with posts at a furious pace
The FB’s about clothes and sports, and things that vibrate
Obviously nobody’s thought .. it figures.
The old back door, Thrasher refuses to try
If her husband ever asked, she’d just wave bye bye bye
Replaced Texan could offer tips, if she really wanted to know
A negative purity score is damn sexy, yo
Isn’t this moronic, dontcha think?
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It’s plaaaaaain, as the nose on your face
It’s played out, but with posts at a furious pace
The FB’s about clothes and sports, and things that vibrate
Obviously nobody’s thought .. it figures.
Well this board has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you’re eating your lunch and everything’s going alright
And the board has a funny way of shooting milk out your nose or
tossing your breakfast … in a bag
or all over your face
A Flower post, about how things are all passe
A fringe-ish rant saying everything’s so lame
It’s like 10,000 Atticus posts, hey man get a life
It’s admiring Evenodds’ ass
and you know she ain’t Str8’s wife
And isn’t it moronic, don’t you think
A little TOO moronic, and yeah I really do think
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It’s plaaaaaain, as the nose on your face
It’s played out, but with posts at a furious pace
The FB’s about clothes and sports, and things that vibrate
Obviously nobody’s thought .. it figures.
Da FB has a funny way of sneaking up on you
It has a funny, funny way of making you want to hurl
making you wanna hurl
Apologies if I forgot to insult you, I ran out of verses, but will try to do better next time.
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