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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Take her somewhere that's not particularly date-y. (If you were in Houston, I'd suggest that new Aquarium place downtown, with a seat next to the shark tank.) Someplace more casual (like the dreaded coffee house) is probably best, especially if quick getaways are needed. It'd be nice if it were near her house, so she can get home quickly.
Order, let her order. Make small talk about the Cubs, who appear to be winning big time right now. Sit down in a nice quiet booth with your tripple lattes, and don't beat around the bush.
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Excellent advice. Thanks to you and whats-his-name before. Not sure why the womens always say to be brutally mean when they know exactly how they'd feel if someone did it to them.
Anyway, thanks. A coffeehouse (but not my regular Starbucks!) sounds like a great idea for a few of them lines.
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