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[LessinSF]

After deciding that Slave should parody "Never Say Never" by Romeo Void ("I might like you better if we slept together") instead of me, and still lamenting my lost "Two Headhunters and a Fax Machine" from the Yahoo days, I offer this:

Fashionistaville

Another stale Snickers
In two day old knickers
All of the paras are out at the bars
Drafting’s my mission
Requests for admission
Stuck in the office, at least can’t get SARS

Typing away again in Fashionistaville
Searching for my lost integrity
Some people claim that it was law school to blame
But I know
I wish I was Charlie Kuralt

I don't know the reason
I’ve committed this treason
Nothing to show but some red Jimmy Choos
But they give me solace
Along with my Rolex
And telling stories of dragons I slew

Typing away again in Fashionistaville
Searching for my lost integrity
Some people claim that it was law school to blame
Now I think
I should have studied Gestalt

I move in a trance
Representing insurance
Change my shirt, had to cruise on back home
There's Friday night Happy Hour
With twelve Pisco Sours
That trendy concoction that helps me hang on

Typing away again in Fashionistaville
Searching for my lost integrity
Some people claim that it was law school to blame
But I know
It was the pay and the Vault

Yes and some people claim that it was law school to blame
And I know
It was the pay and the Vault