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[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Updated Ignore List:

Cheval de Frise
Atticus Grinch
Sebastian Dangerfield

Confidential to the above three:

Write whatever you want, say whatever you will, I do not care. I will not see your posts. Do not think, Sebastian, that you can avoid my merciless ignore list wrath through your questionable elevation to status of moderator. Because I am a super genius, I have discovered a way to circumvent your ignore list circumvention. My hereinafter proprietary method is as follows:

When scrolling through the posts, before reading the message part of the post, I will first look at the author field. You may not have yet figured this out, you reefer-addled simpleton, but in the upper left hand corner of each of your posts appears your screen name. By looking to the upper left corner before reading the message section of each posts, I will be able to immediately identify which posts are yours. As soon as I, using the above proprietary methods, identify a post as having been authored by you, I will avert my eyes from the substance of the post, and will scroll to the next post. So continue on with the delusion of ignore list omnipotence as long as you wish, you bleary-eyed, cheebahead. Post all you want about it. I will not see. Is any of this getting in through your dilated pupils and making sense to your mushroom pizza synapses?

To the extent the other two tiny-brained freaks are or will soon become moderators, the same goes for you. Prepare to be crushed under the iron fist of my ignore list tryanny from the date and time of this post until COB today, at which time I will retire, effectively putting the entire seething cauldron of Lawtalkers dysfunctionality onto my permanent and irrevocable ignore list.

Now that was funny...