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					Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski  in my ex-aunt's last big movie role, she walked in the house and her movie-son spluged on her. | 
	
 
It took me a few reads to understand what I think you are saying here.  At first, I didn't know what you meant by "spluged" but my hank-to-English translation program believes that you mean "splooged" (that's how they spell it in the OED).
So, are you saying that in the last movie your ex-aunt acted in, her character in that movie was favored with a sample of the semen of the character that was playing her son in said movie?  Can we assume that the semenlike substance was merely a prop and not the real thing?
Thanks for sharing, Hank!