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Old 07-08-2009, 03:11 PM   #830
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Re: Funeral Planning

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Originally Posted by Fugee View Post
What, you don't care if RT gets in trouble?

It doesn't look like you can push the raft off from the shore, you'd have to tow it out to deep water three miles from shore. And make sure the whole deal will burn like crazy (or weight down the corpse) to satisfy the requirement that the remains will sink to the bottom quickly and permanently. Other than that, it could work.
On second thought, I think I'd make a sassy gazpacho. A little chunky from the bones and all, but that's how a good gazpacho ought to be.

(I made gazpacho two days ago and ate all of it over the last couple days. All two or so gallons. This has a quite interesting impact on the intestinal tract.)
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