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By cheval de frise


To the tune of OMC's "How Bizarre," here's my submission:

Sister E/O's got back
Leagle's up in front
Cruisin' on the FB
Posting hot, hot fun

Rants and raves from Sebby D.
Something's on his mind
Loud voice, booming,
"Law is bullshit ALL THE TIME"

Bilmore on his soapbox
Hates reality TV
Thurgreed rolls his eyes
While Fringey keys his SUV

Thrashers Fan taps a keg
Photo ops: breasts and legs
"N" babes draw the line
Drive-by Chevy '69

How bizarre
How bizarre
How bizarre

Destination unknown
Log in or take a pass?
Newbie posters, freshly flamed
Kiss Paigow's ample ass

Atticus and Shapeshifter
Try to hold the line
R_T, G_gap, Not Bob
Ain't the type to whine

GWINK's still talking hockey
(but no box for Wonk's high stick)
Lots of posts from poseurs,
Penske socks and needle dicks

Elephants and acrobats
Less, Slave and BRC
Watchtower speaks righteous
While Str8 sez "funky"

How bizarre
How bizarre
How bizarre

Ringmaster steps up
Says the elephants left town
People jump and 'jive around
The clowns have stuck around

APB for Chef and Plate
There's choppers in the sky
Marines, police, fashionistas
Ask wherefore and the why

PLiFf yells "we're outta here"
Slave says "right on"
Make your moves and starting grooves
Before they knew we're gone

Jump into the Chevy
Headed for big lights
Want to know the rest
Hey, buy the rights

How bizarre
How bizarre
How bizarre

Ooh baby, (ooh baby)
It's making me crazy, (it's making me crazy)
Everytime I look around
Look around
Everytime I look around
Look around
Everytime I look around
It's in my face...

CDF