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End of bored days?
Mostly lurker, few time poster checking in. Hi!
A few weeks back I caught a re-run of "Decoding the Past: Mayan Doomsday Prophecy", on the History Channel, and became fascinated by and perseverational about the Mayan end times prediction that essentially the end of the world, in some undefined cataclysmic event, will occur on December 12, 2012. I have since read several articles and books on the topic, including most recently The Maya End Times : A spiritual adventure to the heart of the Maya prophecies for 2012 by Patricia Mercier.
So basically, where I fall out here is in the event that the end of the world is going to occur in 2012 (which I calculate as only about 3 years from now), well, then WTF I am doing with my life, most specifically billing and reading crap chatboad sites on the ‘Net all day 24/7/365? WTF r we all doing here??!!? Why ain’t we all out there having the time of our lives? Living life to the fullest? Enjoying it while it lasts for such a short while longer? Partying like its 1999 (again)?!?!?
I’m ready to forget about all the moralists, and hectoring nags, the prophets of Puritanism and prudery, the scolds of diminished expectations, the Glenn Becks, the Roubinis, the Reverend Ted Haggard and Paul Krugman alike. Fuck em. Warren Buffett too! That shitpurse mutherfucker! I challenge someone…..anyone to tell me why we shouldn’t embark on a life changed mission of just being nice to others, enjoying all the sex our respective genitalia can take or give…or both (“Word”! to my hermaphrodite posse), drinking heavily, traveling the world? Anyone?
I’m ready to forget about Obama’s speech to kids, Mark Warners appallachian trial march, Jacko’s murder, Obama's birth certificate, Kate Gosselin’s bitchitude…….put all that crap behind me & just let it all hang out!! Fuck health care, fuck socialism, fuck abortion, fuck guns, fuck taxes, fuck the skanks on the View, and just take some times to smell the roses, drink some Rose Moet, watch the sunsets, torch up some sick ass chron & dance til dawn.
I mean, if the world is going to end in 2012, who cares about billable hours?? How about I be a decent humanbeing and rock some ultimate blow out partays while the myopic masses blunder along to oblivion?
What’s the worst result if this Mayan shit is all fucked up wrong? I had a good time and I send my resume to some headhunters after the New Year in 2013?
Thoughts?
Pussycat
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