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Originally Posted by Adder
You keep mentioning this "wife" thing, which I do not have, and likely will not have until (1) I convince myself that it isn't decidedly creepy for the disturbingly senior associate (albeit one who will never be partner) to hit on the cute mid-20s paralegal in the office down the hall, (2) trick her into agreeing to go out with me, and (3) brainwasher her into wanting to actually go out a second time and carry on from there.
So, in other words, no wife.
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Ironweed sealed that deal with roofies, maybe he will let you borrow a couple (I understand that they are more reliable than "brainwashering"), although you'll probably have to invite him to the wedding, which is not a pretty thing generally, but worse if you offer an open bar.
