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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Atticus, you are behind the times. Dtb got knocked up by some car racing nut in a dirty wife-beater, and is going to have a shotgun wedding. She hasn't said whether he has a mullet or not, and we aren't pressing her on it. We also haven't heard whether she'll wear white or not, but I understand the entire Connecticut Appalachain region is abuzz over the question.
I've put a five-spot on "dusky peach". Gatti's making book.
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I knew about the wedding. I just thought the references to the shotgun were facetious. I shouldn't have let my subscription to Westport Magazine lapse.
Or my monthly membership in sepharticbumppicoftheday.com.