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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
that joke might get you somewhere in the IP student law group at Florida Coastal- but Eva? Eva is big leagues:
Did you hear about the hot string theory physicist and her boyfriend, the plasma physics teaching fellow? well she's in bed grading theses when he walks in. he goes, "I got to get up so early tomorrow. I better crash now. It's a bitch having to fight for lab time in the particle accelerator." He gets under the covers, and she hears him quietly saying, "up- down- up- down- up- down". She gets all romantic and rolls over on him, "Darling, are you coming on to me?"
he goes, "I told you I need to crash. I'm just counting quarks to help me fall asleep!"
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This could have been much funnier, and you know it.
