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Re: Fedora and cigarettes not included.
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
I do not wear a ring when I play(ed) basketball. I bare a scar from someone else who did, and I learned my lesson. I am nothing but caring for others.
At my health club I would take my wedding ring off to play ball. One day I lost it. It was hard to explain to the wife why I wouold remove the ring, but we have a trusting relationship.
The cute desk clerk who handled the lost and found, and handed the ring back to me? I could see she thought I had removed it to troll for dates.
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I take off my ring to:
- run
- sleep
- work out
- shower
- masturbate
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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