|
ferry update
With deep regret I must inform you, the fb denizens, that the SI ferry captain did not commit suicide after the accident, as I had initially reported. I will understand if from this point forward you are unable to believe anything that I post. Trust is very important in the context of an anonymous chat board, and I fear that I have lost all of yours. This is killing me, but your anger and disappointment is completely understandable. I fear after this snafu that even New Jersey, the armpit of the country, may not wish to associate with me. NJ, I am sorry. Really.
Actually I wonder if I have any pills lying around here. Or maybe a gun. No, I can't do messy. Pills seem like they would be better. Anyone know what combination of Tums, aspirin and Zyrtek will do me in? Feel free to PM me with a good pill cocktail. Oh, and I could wash them down with some delicious Ciroc grape vodka. That should definitely help. Glad I picked that up last week.
Anyway, again I apologize. If I'm still around tomorrow you can be sure that cnn will be getting an angry letter from yours truly. Think I'll write a real letter and mail it to them instead of lazing out and e-mailing my complaint. That will surely make them take notice.
Despairingly yours,
ncs
|
