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Outing the Daintiest Petunia & Edie Brickell
How soon until the board learns that the poster known as The Daintiest Petunia is not even a lawyer, but just an underemployed housewife brought to the Board by a shared fascination with Siegfried & Roy?
Myself, I'm fascinated with how Edie Brickell looks exactly the same as she did 14 years ago. Does sleeping with Paul Simon keep you youthful-looking?
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