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					Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski  when the zombies come, the last place you want to be is anywhere near a paramedic. they drive a truck that might have bloody people in it, and even if they dump the injured out, they, and their vehicle will be blood tainted. 
 if it happens, write him off.
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 I have a plan.  A friend with a reasonably nearby cattle ranch, a couple of friends who are excellent shots.  I am a decent shot, so I can help with the slow-moving variety.  The OM, as a first responder and a listener to conspiracy theory radio, will recognize the signs quickly, abscond with said truck filled with helpful meds, and drive us through the melee.