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				Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks
			 
 
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					Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?  I shot a gun once in 8th grade.  That's it.  I use an actual penis extension instead of a symbolic one. |  I've never held a gun.  My father had a rifle and some Civil War reproduction thing but I was much more shocked to discover that he had a little handgun in his nightstand than I was to be the one who found his porn collection stashed in the attic.
				__________________delicious strawberry death!
 
				 Last edited by Sparklehorse; 11-05-2009 at 02:02 PM..
					
					
						Reason: ETA that all is this occurred after my father died.
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