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[PresentTense Pirate Penske]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Ladies, when you are wearing a shorter skirt, and you walk up an escalator or stairs to the El, just know that we men, without even consciously doing it, will look up your skirt.* I wasn't even aware of it yesterday until *bam* it was right there in my field of vision.

*this is not accurate. I didn't actually intend to look up the skirt. It was just there, staring right at me...

I'm really trying hard to not sound like a pervert here.

I'll take 5-10 minutes and wait at the bottom of the stairs/escalator until a prime candidate comes along. Of course during the wait I'll be thinking about something client related and billing accordingly. Ca-ching!