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					Originally Posted by dtb  No one is allowed to look -- not even me.  
 
 With one of my kids, the doctor took out a mirror when the moment for pushing arrived.  I told her, "If that's for me, you can put it right back where it came from."  She didn't even slow down, just did a U-turn to put the mirror back in the corner.
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 When I had the Brazenette (via c-section) the not-fireman started to describe the action.
"Uh, she's cutting you open now... and there's some blood and oh my god it's on the floor" and then he looked at me and said "Do you want me to shut up now?"