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Hostage Fashion
I called my mother this morning after I glanced at the news when I saw a bunch of old biddies running from a discount store, after being taken hostage and released by SWAT.
She gave me a play-by-play of the incredibly poor local news coverage (it happened in a town smaller than my hometown) and then offered a fashion critique of the hostages, along with the reminder: "this is why you always have to pay attention to what you're wearing."
And that is why my mother rules.
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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