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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Whipped? Dude, if you get a chick who likes to party and will let you get as twisted as you want whenevr you like and still fuck you, the least you can do is clean the fuckin litterbox. I used to thank god for an attractive chick - after seeing the horrorshow wenches some of my friends married, I realize just how lucky it is to find a person who's laid back and isn't a fucking psycho. I'll deal with the litter.
One thing I'll still never understand is some of my friends who have ugly wives, yet the wife runs their lives. WTF? I always feel like saying "Hey, Commandant, have you checked the mirror lately? You're lucky you have him or anyone else offering you any physical contact other than a slap across the face or a boot in the ass. Consider yourself damn lucky and let him have another beer with his friends." And I'm sure this phenomenon works the same from the female perspective...
S(Its kinda like short guys who try to run things - shut up, midget)D
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I knew I could get you to go off with just one word (even though I did have to post it twice). I was kidding, my feline feces fetching friend.
Some guys actually need to be bossed around. It's a personality trait and it's sad. I know a guy who only picks girls who will tell him exactly what to do all the time. Hotness is not that high on the list of qualities because they're subconciously looking for someone who will be good at running their lives.
But I'll tell you this: If there was a cat in my house, I wouldn't be touching any fucking kitty litter. I think most cats are a pain in the ass. It is rare when you have one who will actually come when you call it. And if only comes when it feels like it, what's the fucking point?
TM