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					Originally Posted by cheval de frise  This cries out for a haiku:
 Mom's bang buddy is a jerk
 No gold package wheels
 Bitch, please! Kick him to the curb
 
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 It cries out for a haiku, and yet you won't give us one?
Barely Legal's Mom
Describes hot sex with boyfriend
And his small penis