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					Originally Posted by evenodds  The guy who called the cops on his abusive, destructive girlfriend last week saw a heartbeat on the monitor today.
 Needless to say, the only ones who are happy about this are his abused-ass and the chick he's been dating for 3 months who thinks she just hit the lottery.
 
 And his future palimony lawyer . . .
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 So wait, they've only been together 3 months and already all his friends hate her AND she's pregnant? Why does this feel like the plot for Saving Silverman II?