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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You call that fighting? Or just baiting? Because if you're calling for your Mommy, I won't be calling you Daddy.
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Ha. You mock. How would you feel if someone said something as cutting and hurtful as "puppies suck"? How would you feel? Devastated, I tell you. And to think about how cleverly nfh sucked me into her trap. I am obviously no match for wit of her caliber. Think about it, she probably just came up with that off the top of her head. And other pithy phrases, like "woo hoo, let's here it for you." Let's not forget when she taunts those from other countries: "How's that ejucashun system up there?" Hysterical. Or (and this should hit particularly close to home) when she advocates animal cruelty: "Find some other dog to kick." I could rack my brain for a month of Sundays and such cutting edge humor would never occur to me. I may just give up -I'm clearly outmatched.
And I'm sure that her tummy bubbles don't stink, either. In fact, I'm starting to picture her as Jessica Simpson. Look out, Less, you have beauty AND brains coming to this happy hour.
