Apropos of nothing....
...there appears to be some discord in the Not Family.
Back in the day, Not Mom used to resolve these sort of spats in a neutral and impartial manner. She would simply smack either Not Nick or me -- whichever one of us was closer to her -- without even pretending to care about who started it, who was at fault, whatever. If someone said "he started it!" she would smack him again, and say "well, I'm finishing it!"
True story. Carry on.
|