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Originally posted by paigowprincess
At what point did NFH become the leper of FB society? She lives on the Ignore List and I am fairly certain that she has lives on those of others as well, though I dont know if she madet he Land of Fu/ What happened to this poster?

At one point, nobody could tell her from ncs. This is no longer a problem as ncs has proven herself to be, tired old catchphrases aside, a poster unto her own. Soemone I will enjoy PMing with. Someone I can both learn from and laugh with. Someone I might have met in Chicago had Taxwonk ponied forth the hotel room. But where does this leave NFH?

I recall NFH had a location that once made me laugh. "not here". It was so simple yet so silly . I found it funny. It wasnt enough though. She had the montage of avatars of baseball players that was reminiscent of sports night at a gay club. This is where my memory of NFH stops. Have I had too many pumpkin martinis or is this a teflon poster? And if this is a teflon poster, why is she so widely reviled, the subject of such ridicule?

I have a theory. I think NFH passed her sell past date sometime during Song Parody Week. By this point, she was firmly esconced on the Ignore List (which I guess is res ipsa loquitor for saying she passed her sell by date earlier). But, as posters annoyingly do, Shape Shifter made me read one of her posts. A really shitty parody that completely missed the point of the contest. A vertiable Mad Lib of a tune where she stuck in random monikers for blanks in her chosen song. It was meaningless drivel, and perhaps, if I had done a J, I might have laughed. But Shape Shifter did what we all were thinking, parodied her parody. It was well done and I think this opened the door to the pile on. ALl the closet NFH haters [doesn't like NFH] came out. NTTAWWT. Soon there were admonitions not to pile on (like anyone ever tried to protect ME from the pile on]. And people appeared to listen.

But I think NFH was effectively finished off by the lascerating tongue of TM who told her she needed to start over with a new moniker. I nodded my head at my computer, knowing the truth of the stateemnt, knowing that the clock would ultimately need to be reset for NFH bc she didn't have the goods to avenge her detractors (everybody on the board but Not Bob) . But ultimately this would be an exercise in futility along the line of coup d skek/ ias/skeks in the city renaming himself every three months for no apparent reason except to show that he thinks he is clever with the monikers (oh how I wish he would stop bc I constantaly have to tinker with my IL to accomodate his whimsical moniker changes) . How long would it be before the traits that made NFH so reviled showed though her new moniker? Would she pull a JRUSS and take a once, intermittently clever secondary sock that he beat to death like it was some kind of dead fucking horse, and turn it into a primary? Would it be like a bad Penske or JFUCK sock gratingly obvious by the third post? would I pick it up before anyone else? Would Less get two notches in his FBANG contest with Slave if he could get enough drinks down the old bird's hatch, if he could get her to use PM? When Slave and Less have threesomes, is it with two actual people, or is it with one person and their sock? Does it matter?

After all this, I still dont knwo why NFH is reviled for sure.

Sad but true. She can have my Furniture Polish sock to start anew if that would help.