spree: $1 million in jewelry stolen from Nelly in Vegas:
http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/arts/AP-Nelly.html
No offense to Nelly, but what kind of fuckhead leaves $1 million in jewelry in his hotel room without a goddamned armed guard? Does he think no-one'll find it in his sock drawer? Or that no-one in the hotel has access to the safe combo?
He should be forced to give that stuff away (if he gets it back) in atonement for his sheer stupidity.
