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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Uh oh. Less? Do you still want to bang her?
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Actually, I want to bang JRUSS' unfunny socks that were so unmemorable that I couldn't even remember them. The ultimate non-fuck. Not a hate fuck, because that would require noticing them enough to register an emotion. It would be a fuck of something so immaterial and transient that one forgets one even fucked it. Two years later, one is trying to update their list of who they've had sex with and all one can put down is "some unfunny nothing that took up time and space, but was ultimately no more memorable than jacking off to Brittany Andrews for the eighteenth time, or was it nineteenth, who knows or cares?"
