Hi all. No new material at this time. But I would like to thank you all for the (mostly positive) feedback I have received so far on the development of my standup routine. I am fielding inquiries from many parties and some interesting opportunities have been presented. I promise to keep all of you, some of my staunchest supporters, in the loop and will inform you of any major developments at the appropriate time.
But this is not all about laughs, hookers, and blow. I am also committed to raising awareness to the larger obstacles that mutant inbred tiger must overcome. All these obstacles, of course, stem from our exploitation at the hands of powerful monied interests who will let nothing come between them and their cynical pursuit of ever larger codpieces. That's why I call your attention to this:
http://www.nypost.com/gossip/41954.htm
(heart-rending account of how I was torn away from the loving clutches of my mother, Shiva, at the tender age of 5 days)
Is it any wonder that there is such a dark side to this white tiger? Can any of you fully understand the sadness I feel when reminded that, while all of you maintain intimacy with Thurgreed's mother, I hardly knew my own?
So, anyway, thank you all again for your overwhelming support for this troubled tiger. And please remember that, while I may be laughing inside, inside I'm just a mutant inbred tiger cub who needs to be loved.
Edit: Oh, and not to toot my own horn, but I look HOT in the linked (worksafe) picture.
