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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
So it's more embarassing to have it seen by millions of people?
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You're kidding, right Barney?
No, its embarrassing BECAUSE YOU'RE JACKING OFF ON TELEVISION! Furthermore, once you've jacked off on prime time air, your social scene is pretty much changed for good. People probably won't want your creamed spinach casserole at the next chucrh potluck dinner and they'll probably ask you to leave the Raquet Club. I won't even go into the horror of having performance znxiety under such circumstances... you'd be the butt of every joke for the next three years. I think that's all worth a mil, probably more...
