Now you've done it
Citizens of the FB:
Due to your thoughtlessness and careless disregard for life, Not Sock has died from lack of oxygen, and will no longer make any appearances. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
The inevitable wrongful death complaints will be served forthwith to the appropriate parties.
The family would appreciate donations to lawtalkers.com, in lieu of flowers.
Not Sock is gone, but his legacy will live on in each and every pointless post made in the future. Not Sock, we hardly knew ye.
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My name is The Estate of Not Sock, you killed my father, prepare to die.
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