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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch
A post that is about single malt scotch is not always necessarily talking about single malt scotch. It is sometimes not talking about single malt scotch. If a post in which I say that I do not talk about single malt scotch ever and therefore I am superior to other single malt scotch drinkers means I am a douche, well, the single malt scotch drinkers who talk about single malt scotch, as I do not, are even douchier.
The words "single malt" shall never again pass these lips, except perhaps to say "this delicious blended scotch was made by expertly combining the flavors of a number of single malt scotches," although I cannot imagine it ever being necessary to say this, as it is probably somewhere on the bottle.
Let us never speak of this again.
BTW, AON, last night was a 5% night, but that was partly because we thought one of the kids had thrown up in bed, when in fact a different kid had. Long story; not worth it. Let us never speak of this again.
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I hate people who wear Ed Hardy shirts as much as the next person who reads Stuff White People Like and laughs a little bit uncomfortably, but I would never openly criticize those who do wear them in an effort to make myself feel superior, and I would never argue that a post discussing how I never criticize them (in en effort to make myself feel superior to those who do criticize them in an effort to make themselves feel superior to Ed Hardy wearers) is not, in fact, a post criticizing Ed Hardy wearers. Except for this post. Because this post is actually about scotch.
