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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch
A post that is about single malt scotch is not always necessarily talking about single malt scotch. It is sometimes not talking about single malt scotch. If a post in which I say that I do not talk about single malt scotch ever and therefore I am superior to other single malt scotch drinkers means I am a douche, well, the single malt scotch drinkers who talk about single malt scotch, as I do not, are even douchier.
The words "single malt" shall never again pass these lips, except perhaps to say "this delicious blended scotch was made by expertly combining the flavors of a number of single malt scotches," although I cannot imagine it ever being necessary to say this, as it is probably somewhere on the bottle.
Let us never speak of this again.
BTW, AON, last night was a 5% night, but that was partly because we thought one of the kids had thrown up in bed, when in fact a different kid had. Long story; not worth it. Let us never speak of this again.
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Let me get this straight: You drank mediocre scotch, tried to fuck your wife, got turned down, and spent the evening cleaning dried puke from your kid's bed? And you went into this thinking it was a post-worthy evening?
"Douche" would be an aspiration for you.
