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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan
A (female) friend of mine recently received a non-consensual happy ending at a (purportedly) legitimate massage spa type place.
She got the massage through Living Social, and she assumed it was relatively legit. Afterwards, she looked up the City Search reviews and saw a lot of other people found the place to be creepy and awful. |
Huh? Someone has really nimble hands there.
"Hey! Stop tha-- [Insert orgasm here]."
"Excuse me?"
"Uh... nothing. Forget about it. We done?"
"If you're paying in cash, yes. In quid pro quo, no."
