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Terrorizing the Kiddies
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Originally posted by taxwonk
We watched The Ring the night before letting the Wonk Princess watch it, to make sure it was appropriate. The next night, we let her get the movie on PPV upstairs in her room. I knew what time the showing was, and I sat and watched the clock patiently downstairs, cell phone at my side. At what I figured was just teh right time in the screening, I called her on my cell.
I think they heard the bloodcurdling scream down the block when I croaked out "seven days." She came tearing down the stairs, and didn't watch the rest of the movie.
Tax(I'm gonna make a shrink very rich someday)wonk
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A friend of mine hid in the attic in a black holocaust cloak and one of those masks from Scream while his daughter was hosting a slumber party for a dozen or so thirteen year olds. They put the movie on, and periodically, he'd thump around the attic and they'd all jump. After the movie was over, her jumped out of the attic stairs and scared the hell out of them. If the guys from Monster's, Inc. were working that night, they could have taken the rest of the year off.
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