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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I've just gotten off the phone with PETA about you and your squirrel killing. It's a capital offense (to them) and they say you better watch yourself going home tonight or you'll be roadkill yourself. They aren't happy.
They've also informed me that if you go out tonight in a squirrel outfit wearing a "squirrel killer" sign, and hand acorns out to your woodland friends, they will consider a plea bargain.
Fair warning.
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Lucky for me that PETA has never gotten much of a stronghold here in God's country. I'm sure the two displaced Berkeleyites holed up in an abandoned warehouse somewhere in Deep Ellum have way too much on their hands to worry about little old me and a couple of dead squirrels. First on their list being all the Park Cities ladies-who-lunch and their furs that they bust out the 3 times per year that the temperature is below 30 here.
I appreciate the heads up though.
