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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch
It's conundrums like these that make me long for the days of yore, before I was born, in which nobody owed anybody anything until they were publicly engaged to be married, and when premarital sex was both widespread and illicit so it carried with it the thrill of exploitation and heartache, rather than resentment and girl-talk postmortems about whether a shitbag cheater "owed" you exclusivity due to the depth of your feelings on the matter.
I try to honor these days of yore in my own life by managing not to stick my dick into people, and by imagining that I used to get a lot more action before I was married than I really did.
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I generally long for the days of yore before I was born when the lord of the manor got to do pretty much whatever he felt like with whomever he felt like.
Then I realize that I would have been "whomever" instead of the lord of the manor and stop thinking about the days before I was born.
