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Originally posted by ltl/fb
and are quite irritated when their husbands demand lots of sex because the thought of her being pregnant makes him horny.
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I can think of nothing that would make me less horny than a pregnant woman. That your SO is a pregnant might be romantic in some I've-yet-to-discover life-affirming way, but I can assure you... it ain't sexy. I asked some friends point blank a few years ago what it was like to have sex while noticeably pregnant. Both the man and woman laughed and said "gross." The woman added something to the effect of "I felt like a pig and didn't want to even be naked." Contrary to the ridiculous bullshit line "My wife never looked more beautiful than when she was pregnant," every guy I've asked has said "I basically jerked off for nine months." That 'pregnancy is sexy' nonsense is another case of societal denial of the obvious, like when a woman will say bout her husband's newly developed beer gut, "Well, he's a got a cute tummy and he's 'filling out.'" I say bullshit - he's getting to be a fat fattie and you should tell him so in order that he get his fat ass off the couch and get on the treadmill so he looks presentable again. Call a a spade a spade.
S(my rant for the day)D
