Paigs, get fucking real here. Carolyn is OK looking, but Slave was dead fucking on with his assessment that she was a common skinny cokewhore. I think Tom Wolfe described such women as "social x-rays" in Bonfire, and that about sums Carolyn up. Granted, some folks may be blinded to the facts because they've got a huge hard on for fucking uber-waspy looking chicks on the social register, but lets put class envy aside here and deal strictly with the looks... in that realm, she's better than average, but not hot.
I gotta ask this... wtf does her working with exclusive clientele for Calvin Klein have to do with shit? I have a bud from college who's been to Klein's home in the Hamptons a pile of times. Is he autmoatically hot? If so, maybe I'll start fucking him and leave my wife. He and I get along smashingly. You should see him suck down coke. Unbelieveable nasal capacity, and he does it with the grace and ease of a swan like Carloyn.
