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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2 Romance novels $9.98
1 Sara Lee Cheesecake $2.99
1 1.5 litre Gallo Chardoney $5.59
1 6-pack diet Coke $2.39
1 200 ct. Extra Strength Midol $8.39
1 200 ct. Q-tips $1.99
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Hank, don't you understand women at all? This is the list (or at least it was when I broke up with The Worst BF Ever):
2 romance novels
1 cheesecake (preferably better than Sara Lee)*
1 jar hot fudge sauce
24-pack Diet Coke (6? Bitch, please)
2 boxes Puffs tissues
1 Lean Cuisine dinner
1 bag Dove chocolates
*May substitute 2 half-gallon containers ice cream. The cheesecake/ice cream is only for when one intends to spend some amount of time in a non-horizontal position. If getting out of bed is not on the agenda, then you skip that and get another bag or two of chocolate.
