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Originally posted by Fugee
Hank, don't you understand women at all? This is the list (or at least it was when I broke up with The Worst BF Ever):
2 romance novels
1 cheesecake (preferably better than Sara Lee)*
1 jar hot fudge sauce
24-pack Diet Coke (6? Bitch, please)
2 boxes Puffs tissues
1 Lean Cuisine dinner
1 bag Dove chocolates
*May substitute 2 half-gallon containers ice cream. The cheesecake/ice cream is only for when one intends to spend some amount of time in a non-horizontal position. If getting out of bed is not on the agenda, then you skip that and get another bag or two of chocolate.
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Now that I'm really looking at his list, what the hell are the Qtips for? And he forgot batteries, too.
Edited to add thx for the rec on the wine thing.
