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Old 11-06-2003, 06:34 PM   #6690
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Willing, but said she was not a "get on top kind of girl." One, run away! Two, can you say turn off?


Oh. It is a stupid magazine to get 10 Tricks To Make Your Man More Satisfied In Bed from, but keep up the good work on Pressing Men's Taints For America.


The latter, sort of. I think most men can get it up on coke, but ejaculating is more difficult than when one is not on coke. Given this was Paigow complaining, I thought the odds of this being an issue were quantum - we don't know the location of the penis, but we are pretty damn certain of its vector.
Cosmo blows. I knew a chick who read that shit a while back. One night I thought she bit one of my nipples off. I barked in pain "Where the fuck did that come from?" She never answered. I was fucking around with some shit on her coffee table the next day and saw a whole slew of those Cosmo-type mags. I read all the sex tips. Total bullshit. "Bite his ears... tickle his feet..." Rubbish.

I can get it up on coke but its hard as hell to come, but when you do... whew. Fucking the morning after hoovering down a facefull of that shit was always intense... like your skin was on fire. Of course, that sensation could also have come from bottle of scotch you usually enjoy with a fine bindle of Peruvian Kool Aid.

S(I wonder how much damage casual use of that stuff from time to time can really do to one's heart... it can really get your ticker revving like a motherfucker)D
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