Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Things that doth suck
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"Hey, we should reeeallly get a limo to Atlantic City... come on... I'm a fucking rock star at blackjack... baccarat... whatever... I'll call, come on... really, I'm serious. Gimme a cigarette. Fuck, these pants are driving me nuts. Is it hot in here? Fuuuuck is it ever nice out tonight..."
....dead silence....
"Do you have to uh.... take a really big shit?"
S(Oh, God, this sucks... please don't let me die squeezing out this chocolate submarine... I don't want to be posthumously nicknamed "Elvis")D
