Originally posted by NotFromHere
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That's what Warren Zevon said.
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Docs can cure mesothelioma?
If you're thinking of Jim Henson, I stopped getting pnemonia, and even allergic broncitis, as soon as I got my tonsels taken out. And furthermore, after getting pnemonia several times and allergic broncitis even more, even someone as stupid as myself could recognize the symptoms and know to see a doc.
As for a heart attack, I eat little in the way of polysaturated fats, and although I'm lazy, I do get enough cardio exercise to have a resting pulse of 60 beats per second. As for colon cancer, my intake of dietary fiber exceeds the minimum recommended by the USDA, which is enough not to get constipated, much less get abdominal cramps from hard stool.
