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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
2. Get cremated and spend several generations sitting on my descendants' fireplace mantles. Eventually the servants will mistake me for an ashtray and dump me out, or the cat will knock me over, or something but in the meantime I like the idea of sitting there for decades and freaking people out. [Incidental aside - I formed this idea the first time I took a cremated body through airport security in my carry on. I called the security guy's bluff when he asked if the urn opened for investigation, and he totally chickened out. Pretty damn funny.]
3. After I get burried, have my friends throw a cocktail party in the grave-yard. I want waiters wandering about with martinis, and there is a pretty decent low crypt near my family plot where one could lay out some finger food. This must happen long enough after burrial for the sod to have been relaid - I don't want people ruining their shoes in the mud, after all.
edited because I forgot that wakes come first
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I think you get only 2 or only 3. Or are you proposing that your ashes get buried?
Pick a lane, and stick with it!
