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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
1. I had a stress test a few years ago. My sitting heart rate is 60 and I could run on the treadmill like a motherfucker. Doc said I had an iron ticker.
2. In 00' I had bloodwork for a life insurance policy. Again, results came back as spectacular.
3. Bleeding from the nipple?
4. A friend who I party with a lot had some work done last year. came back with highly elevated liver enzymes. His wife doesn't let him go out and he can't drink anymore. Frankly, I can't live without booze. I've been a regular binge drinker since the age of 16 and I've no intention of stopping my weekend antics until the day I die. The last thing I need is to get into an argument with my wife about it.
S(If I dropped dead today, I could honestly say its been a good ride... I have no intention of having anyone tell me to curb anything)D
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Hey Sebby you fucking moron, we are aobut the same age and I was told on Monday I have something potentially malignant that must go. Even if it is needless surgery, which it could be, it will be quick and painless and could save my life. I wouild hate to have to miss out on years of reading things like "I would rather watch flies fuck",. "hey SD its a foul truth you speak" and "chocolate submarine". Please take care.
and get your head checked while you are at it.